By popular demand, the long-awaited Firefox plushies are now available in the North American Mozilla Store. They’ll be in the International Store in about two weeks, at which point I will triumphantly close this bug.
So, if you can handle this sort of cuteness staring at you all day long, head over the Store and get yours while supplies last. Also, thanks to everyone who voted in the poll and commented on the bug for helping to make this happen.